Tom Cable The Same Pictures that Lane Kiffin Has

You know, the ones where USC's AD is having sex with that monkey.

Seriously, though, how in the hell does this guy still have a job? He's not just bad, he's unqualified to be a NFL head coach. Completely and utterly unqualified. I guess that 5-11 season Oakland had really convinced Al Davis.

Then again, Davis is a goddamned moron at this stage in his life. Him drafting Darius Heyward-Bey over Michael freakin' Crabtree confirmed that shit. Him taking JaFatAss Russell first overall int he draft confirmed that shit, too.

Back to Cable for a bit. I'm a bit loathe to ask, but would he still have a job if he were black? Holy hell, people would be screaming about affirmative action if Davis decided to keep Tyrone Cable after his first losing season. Cable's had two, and it's probably safe to bet on the Raiders sucking next year, too. Given this, scratch the beginning of this paragraph; Oakland's problem is its owner, not the coach. Doesn't change the fact that Cable should've never been offered the HC position-- and has no business keeping it for breaking an assistant's jaw earlier this year--but Al Davis is the worst owner in the NFL, even worse than William Clay Ford.